National “I like ya cut g” day

National I like ya cut g is on August 6th

Are you coming to National “I like ya cut g” day with me?

by Gamer big epic August 3, 2020

So cute that I would eat you up!

A metaphor that means that something is so cute, well you would eat it up. Really, it’s pretty terrifying. A funny though is just thinking if this goes for every animal when the eat something.

Lion: this youngling is so cute that I would eat you up!
Antelopes: aw thank you, she gets it from her mommy
Lion: *proceeds to maul and brutally kill the baby*

by Hentai-Man, the Bamboozler. October 1, 2020

i see forever in your eyes

Relationship between a 1st rower and a little girl.

"Alec, I see forever in your eyes."

by coco the mango September 8, 2021

I like you for who you are

Something a guy says to:
a) get an ugly chick into bed
b) get a chick some self-esteem cuz he loves her (most of the time co-existing with above)

a)
*Why do you like me? I'm fat and ugly!
*Cuz I like you for who you are... now lets have some fun, k?
b)
*Omg! I am so fat and ugly, how can you stand me?
*I like you for how you are...

by MizMulenko May 31, 2004

i make you wet in the butt

The phrase "I make you wet in the butt" means some one is really hot/sexy and you feel a tingling sensation in your butt while also feeling like it's moist.

"That guy makes me so wet in the butt."
"I make you wet in the butt"

by Cpt. Wet Butt December 5, 2014

I went to go get a soda

Guy code to indicate that the user is going to watch porn.

Past tense: I went to go get a soda

Present tense: I'm getting a soda

Future tense: I'm going to go get a soda

Girlfriend: why haven't you answered any of my calls?
Boyfriend: oh, I went to go get a soda

Girlfriend: oh, okay

by WeKnow. May 27, 2015

Maybe I should start smoking

I am drunk right now but maybe smoking would do something for me.

Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.

When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.

Maybe I should start smoking

UD Jews im drunk but I meant this for you guys to read

by Death Menace February 15, 2023