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Sex offender

Me
I'm an unregistered sex offender.
by kqsedjw November 9, 2022
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Sex

This is when you lay in bed. During this time you "turn on" each other for preperations. When a man is turned on his Penis (thing between a males legs) will become stiff. When a woman is turned on the inner skin of the vagina (Inside the hole between a womans legs) will be moist and slippery. Then you can lay on your partner, partner lay on you, or lay side to side with your pants off. Then one of you use your finger and guide the man's penis into the vagina (Don't worry, the hole in the vagina is designed for a mans penis to go in as it is about 4 inches deep and a mans penis is about 3-4 inches long) once the penis is nested inside the vagina (make sure to talk to your partner about how it feels.) the male can start urinating. The man won't acully urinate, if it is inside it will instead create cum and relese that. The womans body then uses the cum and has a chance to create a baby. (Unless you are using protection.) You can also use sex toys (shaped like a womans vagina or a mans penis) to practice. You can also have sex with the penis in the anus (butt) but this will NOT create a baby (Called Anus Sex).
I missed having sex with my boyfriend, it felt so good with his penis inside my vagina!
by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
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sex worker

The only class of worker who actually gives a f*ck in today's modern workforce.
Prostitutes and call girls would be considered to be sex workers; strippers and porn stars might also be included.

The group of swivel servants sanding around outside, either on coffee break or on strike? Most likely, no... they don't give a f*ck about much of anything other than latching onto the taxpayer's teat every 30 April.
by bitchuck August 15, 2024
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sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023
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PG sex

Kissing as a replacement for sex in movies. Noticeable when someone gets pregnant after kissing.
We couldn't have a sex scene so we just, did PG sex.
by RedBanana July 23, 2025
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Sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
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After Sex Fever

The feeling of dissatisfaction after having a good round of the "wack wack" that leads to hostile temper and bloodthirst
Damn, I guess that Bitch got the case of the After Sex Fever
by XX420_SwagHitlerSniper_XX January 23, 2021
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