Cotton balls

Old man that has gets blue balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house

by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Bad ball

That's some bullshit can be used in a since of playing 2k or in real world scenarios

Deeper definition: Disparaging term for something that is untrue, deceptive, or nonsensical; used to describe statements or information that is considered "bullshit." It implies a lack of sincerity, factual accuracy, or genuine substance in what is being communicated.

"He was just talking a lot of **bad ball** about how easy it would be to finish the project by tomorrow."
"Don't listen to anything he says; it's all **bad ball**."
Damn bro you took a contested lay up on 2 people for a game winner that's bad ball

by Hoodie223 July 1, 2025

free balling with jeans on

the act of doing something that you know has high risk attached to it- Jeans would make free balling(wearing no underwear) uncomfortable

He’s free balling with jeans on and still has no care in the world

by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025

balls

balls lol

"balls"
"balls haha"

by ballslololol August 15, 2022

Pink Ball Revolution

Music from Kirby: Planet Robobot that plays when Kirby in the Robobot Armor starts drilling Star Dream to death (it fucking slaps)

Guy 1: Hey, did you listen to Pink Ball Revolution yet?
Guy 2: Nah, should i listen to it?
Guy 1: Dude, go listen to it it fucking slaps

by communist4980984 May 23, 2022

Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.

Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.

by Kf1345 August 9, 2022