e-dad

A dad friend on the internet that has unofficially adopted you.

Oh yeah, he's my e-dad, he always checks up on me.

by KadesChaos March 27, 2023

Non's Dad

DEAD

Person 1 : "Have you seen Non's dad?"
Person 2 : "Non."

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

brodie’s dad

claims to be a builder but sits at home and sells bricks for a living

‘brodie’s dad’

by courtsgrace1111 October 21, 2018

your dad

the person who left you for the milk

your dad left you kid

by meme boi 2947 June 8, 2022

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020

dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm

Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.

by Mo1996 October 7, 2020