tea with grandma

A euphonism for anal sex (a code phrase that sounds innocent enough)

Parents: Where are you going?
Son/Daughter: Im going to have tea with grandma.

by ryne August 26, 2005

tea picker

Derogatory term for a Sri Lankan.

Arjuna Ranatunga is a tea picker. In fact, Arjuna Ranatunga is a fat tea picking cheating cunt.

by 26_felix_st May 2, 2006

omg tea

When your close friend said something juicy and your like omg tea,
because you know its true

and if someone denies it

they just dumb

Lizzy: " Shes litreally talking behind her back and she just defends her like is she good?"
Me:"omg tea"

by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018

Saigon Tea

A bead of sweat that runs from the small of your back, down the crack of your ass, and drips off the balls or snatch.

"dewd, I have been brewing about a gallon of Saigon Tea for the past hour in this 109 degree heat."

by Al' Fahkuyr Mahm February 15, 2010

tea bagging

Draping the "hairy brain" over some unsusecting subjects mouth

"check it out! little joe is T bagging that old lady"

by Ronzo May 29, 2003

Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females breast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

by Daveeeeed November 4, 2008

tea party

Code word for sexual encounters while young children are present.

Hey Jessie, will you watch the chitlins so I can have a tea party with yasir?

by angelbrat July 22, 2007