The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020
Get the Mountain Menmug. The dark, nostril burdening, moist area on one males body in which any and all frat douchebags and their uncles congregate. Stinking of nothing but gin, stale cigars, sweat, and homo lust. It’s a scent you’ll never forget. Kind of like a dead body. But this one is blood, shit, semen, and vomit.
That boys men-cave has surely seen better days. Did you see how it flapped in the wind and made that growling noise when Tommy started fondling it.
by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025
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Get the Menmug.