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Gay Moment

When a heterosexual is overcome by the urge to sing broadway,adapt metrosexual tedencies,quote chris crocker or sing britney spears songs. This does not make the person gay.
Dude:So I was talking to this girl and she was really cuLEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
Dude#2: Dude WTF O.o?!?!
Dude: Sorry gay moment.
Dude#2: Ehh don't feel bad I was singing songs from hairspray yesterday.
by Arie07 November 3, 2008
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Woman Moment

When a woman acts in such a manner that defines a woman moment, then reacts by barraging the male counterpart with “man moment” slander
Woman: “Can we get Chick Fil A? I’m craving chicken!”
Man: “But Chick Fil A is 10 minutes away and there’s a Bojangles across the street...?”
Woman: “Well yeah, I want Chick Fil A.”
Man: “No, you said you want chicken. Do you just want Chick Fil A?”
Woman: “Yes....”
Man: “Woman Moment.”
Woman: “Saying woman moment is such a man moment.”
Man. “Woman Moment.”
by LongLiveIce May 18, 2021
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Ardy Moment

A moment where you're allowed to say something to a woman so completely and utterly gay, that a fellow male would drop kick your nuts.
1. "Emily baby sweety hunnie pie, will you be my valentine."
2. "I'm the only hot guy in the world baby, thats all you need to know."
by Bob Sagget February 6, 2005
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Neville moment

When a relatively lame person/character does something unequivocally epic and becomes a total hero.

Like when Neville Longbottom kills Nagini in the Deathly Hallows.
Matsuda had a total Neville moment in the last Death Note book.
by shifting November 26, 2010
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Kojak Moment

Watching a film and you figure out the plot seven minutes in, "Wow! That was such a Kojak moment!"
by scr1bl1ed May 21, 2011
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Female Moment

When a female’s brain is has a surge of estrogen which causes her to act irrationally
Lurk: Did you see Rosie earlier? She was having such a female moment.
by the real fancy-ants May 22, 2021
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River Moment

When a total idiot/clown says and/or does something completely Retarded

Like a Bruh Moment But you're only amazed at how Fucking stupid they are
Eg.
Boys: "I got black, I got white, what you want? *Mumble Random shit totally unrelated to the song*
River: "What?! how do you guys know all the words to the song?!

RIVER MOMENT
by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019
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