why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006

Sticky keys

when you nut on someones keyboard

I nutted on my professors keyboard, gave him some real Sticky keys

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Kei

the prettiest girl in the room. Her smile lights up any and everything. they brush off compliments even if they believe them because they don't think they deserve it but they do. you need one of these girls whether its a friend or a significant other they will show you love when you cant show it to yourself there eyes are brighter then ten millions suns .there hearts are always in the right place although they have a tendency to fall in love farrrrrrr to quickly so be therefor her when her heart breaks. they have a smile on there face even if they don't mean it. they don't like to wear there heart on there chest so if a Kimoni starts complaining or spilling her heart to you take it seriously this means something to her so show he the care she deserves. and when she apoligizes for absolute nothing prove to her theres no reason for it she will show compassion regardless if it hurts or she gets it back. love her cuz she will always love you.

girl 1: whos the girl with the bright eyes a pretty smile?

Girl 2: oh that's Kei !

Girl 1:re you guys close? Are You Friends?

Girl 2: I wish!

by Rentforfree2 January 27, 2024

the f3 key

no one uses it... raise awareness

wow, I can't believe you use the f3 key it's so useless

by pejrejfesekdc msqaz , August 8, 2018

high key dumb

When every one knows ur dumb but don't try to be

Jake is high key dumb about her

by High key dumb May 15, 2017

Low Key

1) To keep a secret.
2) To think about something you normal wouldn't think about unless someone there to point it out.

"Yo bro, keep it on a Low Key." or "You know who this man look like Low Key?" the man shows a picture of Jay-Z "LOOK!"

by MegaJared December 26, 2017