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MONEY/HAPPINESS

They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!
MONEY/HAPPINESS
They say money doesn't buy happiness, but if you don't have any , it sure makes you sad!!
by JBCARLSBAD January 25, 2020
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Money-raped

to be taken advantage of financially due to being intoxicated, in distress, or otherwise under the influence of an alternative mind-altering substance

example: Seeking out and advertising cookie sales to high college students is money-rape. However, selling cookies outside a dispensary is not, as the consumer would likely not be under the influence when needing to travel to and from the dispensary.
The underage guy at the concert was money-raped when he asked a couple of 21+ girls to buy him beer with his credit card, and they bought themselves some drinks as well without prior agreement to do so.
by franc_furter March 31, 2021
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tea money

when you have no food or money for food and you’re completely broke and sad
where’s my tea money at?
by teamoneylad May 7, 2019
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whiff of money

motivator for the currency-challenged, taking notice of the potential of money dispense, possible aphrodisiac
in the early 1900s, residents of the south got a whiff of money from chicago.

in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!

judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.

jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer

she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
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No money, no trunny

If you don’t state your government name; you’re a catfish.
Police officer: State your government name!
Shoplifter: *says nothing*
Onlooker: No money, no trunny!
by winters23 December 18, 2018
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boob money

A money that has been held in a bra
"Dude that is boob money"

"I would give you money but all I have is boob money"
by Noners September 20, 2014
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Money Puker

As in the ATM Machine.
Dude I can so go to lunch with you, but I gotta hit the money puker first.
by JO Momma1226 April 7, 2009
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