Eating a bat

Ruining, destroying and fucking up everything.

A: I’m gonna blindly invest in stocks
B: Man, you are eating a bat

by MrDrProfessorUsername March 28, 2020

Eat it or fuck it

A type of would you rather where someone gives one noun and everyone else has to choose whether they would eat it or fuck it.

Blue waffle. Eat it or fuck it?

by jagans October 4, 2011

eating lemons

Hockey slang for when a player can't score in a shoot out

"I get the feeling I'm gonna get good at eating lemons this season."
-"What's your record so far?"
"2 for 14...."
-"Yupp, enjoy those lemons!"

by Dangler19 October 6, 2013

Hartlepool Eats

A mint takeaway and restaurant delivery app with the best discounts and the most exclusive takeaways. Full of discounts and better takeaways.

Chardonnay: Shall we get Chinese on Just Eat?
Dean: Nah, order with Hartlepool Eats mate, they’ve got more Chinese takeaways than Just Eat
Chardonnay: Good point, it’s always cheaper too

by JWileburger November 24, 2021

menstru-eating

The horrible, disgusting amount of food (often chocolate and/or ice cream) that a member of the female gender consumes when she is menstruating.
May also be referred to as PMS - premenstrual snacking.

I just ate 770 calories worth of peanut-butter M&M's due to menstru-eating.
If it weren't for menstru-eating, I'd be a 120-pound hot commodity.

by KateAteTheGreat May 10, 2014

Eat the apple

When someone do something so bad and unforgivable that make him go to hell.

Oh this dude killed his dog, he eat the Apple

by Atchu chya April 13, 2020

eating hole

Most commonly refers to the mouth where food is put when being eaten.

Can also apply to the anus or vagina which can be "eaten out" and are holes.

"Shut up and put that food in your eating hole!"

"I've eaten out of her eating hole before and it was nasty"

"In order to infinitely consume the solar anus, she worshiped his eating hole"

by AbcdefgfedcbA February 14, 2008