counter jew

Pronunciation: \ˈkau̇n-tər-jü\
Function: verb

Inflected Form(s): counter jued; counter jew·ing
Etymology: Middle English jewen, jiuen
Date: 21th century
transitive verb

1. obsolete : to make petition to or for in a semitic fashion

2. a : the act of an antisemite responding in a semitic manor to counter act prexisiting jewish behavior

— ju·er noun

Antonym(s) : jewing, scamming, cheating

Due to the fact that my fellow office employees were attempting to turn a profit off of the donuts they brought in each morning. I counter jew·ed by stealing three donuts and not leaving a fucking cent.

by system override April 17, 2010

Jew Stomp

Captain Falcon's ariel down+A attack in Super Smash Bros. Melee, named for its similarity to the action of stomping on a person of Jewish faith or Hebrew descent.

Samus just got Jew stomped! Teh lollercaust!

by C.Falc May 18, 2006

Jew Up

The act of hiring a lawyer

After being unfairly fired from his job, Kevin decided that the best course of action was to jew up and take his employer to court.

by b0bbydigital May 18, 2006

Jew cunt

A very tight virginal pussy.

Man she was so tight it was like fucking a jew cunt

by AM1780 June 24, 2007

jew bagel

having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities
of or pertaining to "bad jew"

tristen: I need money
will: dude ur such a jew bagel

by willz69 October 26, 2007

jew dirt

a bag of dirt, from the garden of a jew

"i jacked some jew dirt from ms. steignburg yesterday."
"i gave my girlfriend some jew dirt for her birthday, and man did she fuck me hard that night."

by abeckz March 6, 2008

Jew Broad

1)

One who fights Draculas.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer...jew broad, fights Draculas.

by Arthur Lange May 1, 2008