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blowing bender

Smoking an e-cig. Due to the physical similarities of an e-cig to a robot penis.
Relax, I'm not smoking a real cigarette, I'm blowing bender.
by seeyounexttuesday August 23, 2014
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Blow Chunks

To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.
Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?

Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.
by h03sontherange November 19, 2022
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Sympathy blow

A blowjob for a person that is just having a real bad streak and has been down on their luck. Usually a situation where the blower feels bad and wants to do something good for the blowee.
Person 1: "What's wrong?"

Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."

Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"
by J . D . R . March 4, 2018
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blowing dope

"You're not blowing dope up in your room, are you son?"
by PedroOnFire October 27, 2020
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nose blows

A game when a woman is giving you head and you blow your load in her nose.
sally could barely breath after we played nose blows.
by small hog December 25, 2020
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Blow Pink

The act of eat out a girl's vagina.
by Young Homie Hova May 16, 2014
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row blow

Four guys are in a diamond formation, with the opposite ends facing each other. Each guy holds on to the shaft of the two guys nearest him and jerks them off, while taking turns with the guy opposite him blowing the tip of the penis to create a rowing like motion.
There's four of us guys here, want to do row blows?
by punkquit1_27 August 11, 2014
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