bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

by inbrambles January 18, 2013

carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.

The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.

by pdtd April 9, 2022

Water bottle senpai

Makoto tachibanas nickname from the first trailer of the anime Free! this was used since people didn't know Makotos name at the time the first trailer was released .

Guy 1 : Hey have you seen of the new episode from Free!It is about water bottle senpai.
Guy 2: Yes I have it is so exiting !

by Kouji itsuki April 20, 2019

Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023

bottle of woha

The nice and amazing British way of saying bottle of water

Random British dude at the drive thru:hey I would like chips and a bottle of woha

by Lostbrittishmans August 28, 2022

Greatness in a bottle

Used to express excitement or in a complimentary way

Hey, did you see how he ran it in for the touchdown? That was greatness in a bottle!

Nothing wrong with her at all. Her performance was greatness in a bottle.

by kennie1 August 26, 2009

Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025