Bowelcony bar

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.

Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Twonka bar

A mix between a twonk and a wonka bar (tasty btw) playful insult that I made up.

Ellis: do u like my 200 pound pink jumper?
Euan: no u twonka bar

by Twonka bar February 13, 2021

Niggrolla Bar

When a caucasian make is making attempts to fit in with the black minority, they may be referred to as a "Niggrolla Bar". I suggest you keep your distance or they may try to earn a spot in the black tribe by trying to steal your shoes.

Yo, look at Todd have you seen him? He has been a massive Niggrolla Bar recently.

by BurntBlack April 3, 2020

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022

Write bars

When you’re a pioneer of lyrics (lyrical miracle) thus being far too qualified to spit the bars you write the bars for the rappers to spit

Everyone knows that AJ doesnt spIt bars, he only tends to write bars

by Pricey February 7, 2018

bar presence

(1) The ability to attract the attention of a busy bar tender in a crowded bar.
(2) The ability to forcibly and persuasively make your point.

Mary has awesome bar presence. She can walk into a crowded bar on a Friday afternoon and get her drinks order in a couple of minutes. Fred, on the other hand will stand a t the bar all night and be invisible to the bar tender. He has no bar presence.

by DougTheDog April 13, 2023

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021