Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 5, 2018

texas howdy

Hate crime

Jamaal barely survived the Texas howdy he suffered in El Paso last month.

by BIGG R August 13, 2021

Texas Special

The act of branding a male member, and then having intercourse with a person over 350 pounds.

I gave Helga the texas special last night; Ouch.

by McBurgertownking. December 27, 2010

Texas Fireflies

A Texas Firefly is a mosquito or that gets so hot that it spontaneously bursts into flames.

The Texas Fireflies will be out tonight.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught

The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail

by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.

i’m about to give you the texas special bro.

by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020

texas slipper

using feces as lube when giving someone a foot job

marc was out of lube so he asked suzie if she'd give him a texas slipper

by frank gomez November 17, 2006