taco sex

When you take two really good tacos and you bend one over and perform the sex on it with the other.

Wow. You should have been there for that taco sex show. I've never seen such sexy tacos.

by The Taco November 23, 2013

Taco Bonnet

The act of inserting one's head into a vagina creating the appearance of a bonnet on one's head

"Dave took a deep breath a rammed his head into Judy's vagina, knowing well the Taco Bonnet would soon become a hot fashion item for Spring 09'"

by sanjeep l. December 20, 2008

toasty taco

When you put your vagina flaps in a panini press

Guy 1: “Dude, what the hell happened to Tracy’s vag flaps?”
Guy 2: “I gave her a toasty taco when we fucked last night!”

by Poz_my_bussy September 4, 2021

Dusty Taco

The vagina of a lonely woman, who hasn't had sex or masturbated in a couple weeks at least. She is a very sad sight to see. The term "dusty taco" refers to the human embodiment of depression and loneliness. The women with a dusty taco are usually under age or about ready to commit suicide. Either way, it is very to approach a girl with a dusty taco.

"God damn that girl has a fucking dusty taco!"

by Gayson4/20 April 19, 2017

Taco Puff

A homosexual of Mexian origin.

That mexican guy at the park kept staring at Dave and Tom. I think he was a taco puff.

by tribalbear78 April 18, 2010

Crunchy Taco

A crunchy taco is an adult word for when a lovely lady takes a swim or perhaps a surf in the ocean and happens to get a little sand in her lady parts...and before she gets all clean, she gets a little “down time” from her generous partner....the partner then gets a crunchy taco.

Who doesn’t like salt? And it means she’s active not dirty. New way to use the word “Salty”.

Hey Steve what did you do last night?

“First I had a crunchy taco, then I was starving so me and my lady got some street tacos.”

by Janine LaSalle February 4, 2018

Taco Elbow

Taco Elbow: Its kind of like "teacup sipping pinkie" but with your elbow, holding a taco and taking a bite.

I took a bite of my taco today realizing I had raised my elbow above my ear. I thought to myself, this is a position anomaly while eating a taco, somewhat elitist like floating a pinkie while taking a sip of hot tea. Eh, so what, tacos are delicious and I will continue to use taco elbow for every bite.

by ghogman August 1, 2011