Bike Pig

#1)Police officer on a bicycle.

Man I was riding my bike downtown when this Bike Pig came and said" Pull over sir !". "I was like fuck are you serious ! Fucking Bike Pig what a joke!"

by pdaddy78 March 29, 2010

chalk pig

female(s) who use there sexual prowess to seek or obtain quantities of cocaine from a group of males.

Can you believe it the pulled a G out of Big red and got some bags for the boys.

Couple of hot Sheila’s hoovered 3 quarters of it and fucked off with no sign of Johnny getting a heady, bunch of chalk pigs

by The Chow December 28, 2019

Teacup Pigging

1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.

Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.

by Bmason12 October 29, 2012

Goofy Pig

a strong name used when someone is cheeks at siege

Nicholas: *dies in siege*
Chinney: “Your a goofy pig!”

by ZaBWGchinney November 21, 2021

yoyo pig

A pig that uses yo-yo’s

Is that a yoyo pig?

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 15, 2017

Pig Pogger

The action of inserting Wall's sausages into the anal cavity and screaming 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY' whilst cluelessy trying to maintain control of a country.

E.g. Last night was fucking mental first we went for a cheeky nandos - there was me Nick C and Big Ozzy - but after it we didn't quite feel as though we had hit the 'cheeky' spot, so we thought 'fuck it round 2 - spoons' had a fucking mental time, downed a few quick bezzies before heading home, getting on our best suits, briefcases and hitting the town. Was a mental night, we all got shit faced, tashed on with some fit birds with massive knockers before heading home cos me airmax were fucked. On the way home we grabbed a bite at the butchers, don't ask why it was open but it fucking was, so we thought fuck it, giz 6 of your biggest sausages lad. The butcher pulled put some massive porkies I said 'aye, they're fucking smashing them' before paying £5.26 heading home to number 10, pulling out the sausages from my briefcase and pig pogging the sausages, was fucking ace. Then I woke up next day absolutely smashed and peniless and thought, fuck it, let's increase some taxes and my wages whilst everyone is struggling so me and my boys can pig pog some more. I fucking love being a pig pogger.

by Brutal McSavage January 11, 2016

Pig orphan

a pig with no fucking parents

"I just ate that pig orphan last night, it was delicious!"

by Joe Mama isgai October 21, 2023