pre meat

Pre meat is defined as before meat.
Such as an egg before it turns into a chick

The egg is pre meat

by Eggispremeat May 20, 2019

Meat puck

A cold plain hamburger Patty between two untoasted buns.

I am hungry and it's late, I want a meat puck

by Mr saw September 1, 2017

commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

meat collar

excessive fatty flesh at the jowl

Bobby Bacala . . . in better shape, sure, but he never lost the meat collar.

by Edgar J. July 18, 2007

THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021

Father Meat

Father Meat was an enemy to Mr. Goggins and Steve. being an absolute pile of tumors and testicles, he attepmted to fight them single handed but failed, man literally got his booty cheeks violated. He eventually went to Jaydoni to help him get stronger. Not much is known after this other than he got molested by Jaydoni.

Father Meat was a pretty weak enemy (He smelled like dick)

by Pewpew bumblesnatch May 16, 2022

Meat Brush

When a certain male appendage is rubbed against a female in close spaces when passing by each other.

Typically, a subtle way for a man to get close to a woman that is a complete stranger, and potentially spark a conversation, however it can happen naturally.

In a crowded bar setting, often a male will be trying to get to the bar: As he passes by a group of females, he will 'rub' against them ( 'Excuse me' ) and give them the Meat Brush.

In a movie theater, when squeezing past a group of group of people to get to a seat in the middle, 'Excuse me' and give them the Meat Brush.

by meatbrush February 22, 2011