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broke a nut

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt
I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut
by Bubbanator June 5, 2018
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YA NUT

Used at the end of a sentence that is usually making fun of the listener or when sarcastically stating the obvious.

Derived from ya dig.
"Dude, your shirt is fucking stupid, YA NUT."
"Don't even talk, your shit is wack, YA NUT."
"YEAH MAN, MY CAT USES THE LITTER BOX, YA NUT."
"Your game's weak, mine's the best, YA NUT."
by DJ Cire March 26, 2010
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Butter nuts

When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off
Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019
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Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019
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victory nut

When you win an argument or fight, and bust a victory nut, and assert dominance
That win was so good , I'm going to bust a nut of pure victory. I'm going to call this occasion a victory nut
by Jimmbojummbo May 18, 2021
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
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Knock Nut

When you nut so hard it gives you the sensation of having been knocked out.
"Oh man did you just Knock Nut yourself?"

"If I did, I wouldn't be talking to you at this very moment now would I?"

"Damn you right."
by 12thBestGalioNA September 21, 2018
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