cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.

Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!

by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019

Blue Mountain Bigot

Someone who refuses to drink anything but Coors Light.

Make sure you get Coors light for Jeff, he's a blue mountain bigot.

by Turbokirbo55 November 8, 2010

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023

Rocky Mountain dip

The act of placing one genitalia (ball bag) into a girls anus while inserting the shaft into the vagina

I can’t believe I was able to pull off the Rocky Mountain dip

by Partial man May 20, 2019

mountain dew throwback

the essence of the gods before they made god.

jesuses granpa drank mountain dew throwback.

by F.JjJjJ January 14, 2020

Smokey Mountain Man

Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.

My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.

by smokemountain12 December 13, 2022

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021