Lady of Leisure

A snooty way for a woman to say she's unemployed

Anne: Hey Elisa, what did you say your job was?
Elisa: Oh I'm a lady of leisure! I just do whatever and see where life takes me.
Anne: So you're basically being pretentious about being unemployed?
Elisa: Am not! I was using it ironically!

by mrperson123 April 30, 2019

lady a

a hella pimp chick who's name is angela or da numba 1 pimpette

bitch plz, yu kno yu wanna, dun worry bout it, dude seriously, seriously dude, hella pimp

by Kwang June 26, 2004

lady fingers

when a male has long fingernails.

why do you have lady fingers again? why don't you clip that shit?

by mz anna j February 19, 2007

Cat lady

A lady who suffers from a horrible childhood, with nobody to love, besides stray cats that dig in the families garbage. Soon discovers cats are her friends and she enjoys talking, petting, and going to the movies with these cats. Many of the cats tend to have many venereal diseases that spread quickly to the old lady. Tends to have many wrinkles. And unwashed grease ball hair. And love to eat potatoes.

Cat Lady- An elderly woman owning/sleeping with fifty plus cats. Don't drool on the fur balls.

by Sunshine Lady December 19, 2008

Lady baller

A caucasian female that plays sports like basketball and softball. They often wear basketball shorts and Jordans. They also wear very tight ponytails with all of their hair pulled back.

I went to the gym after school today and the whole building was filled with lady ballers, with their air jordans and nike shorts.

by RaineyElaine September 2, 2010

ladies room

A.K.A. "bar." Used as a code word to take a shot in the middle a boring business lunch. Can also be used at family gatherings.

Mary: Excuse me, I have to go to the ladies room.

Tom: Wow, she must have a UTI or something. That's her third time to the ladies room in an hour.

by mandajw April 27, 2009

Lady Mushroom

Like a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. Doing so may only make it stronger.

My mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.

by Deecon November 9, 2010