crunkle kick

a crunkle kick is were you super glue your ball sack to your penis and get on all fours like a dog and have a elderly Bulgarian prostitute wearing six inch stiletto high heels kick you right in your genitals 5 times wile she sings "i could have been full of joy if i was ever a mother" this sex move will cost you about 350.00$$

i would like a crunkle kick please

by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007

kick in the nuts

Pain city, major league pain.

Don't make me mad, or I will do a field goal attempt on your ass. Okay?

by Saints October 30, 2003

kicking rocks

In desperate need of a pedicure. Dry, flaky unkept exposed feet

Girl....looks like you been kicking rocks, your feet are do nasty"

by Whitsmimsey February 15, 2014

little kicks

this dance movement is best carried out to the song 'the hustle' other songs make the band look retarteded

i was doing little kicks to new song 2 and a cute puppy tore my face off as i was butchering the dance

by loofooloo December 1, 2006

Guinnea kick

A short downward kick to the knee or shins from a Wop, usually with a full body wind-up.

I was minding my own business when that silly Wop guinnea kicked me and then stole my Camaro. All I saw was his mullet flapping in the breeze as he sped away

by Chas-mo D June 24, 2008

kick a turd

pinch a brick
drop a deuce
take a poop
have a bowel movement

Jim: Haha, eww look at your sock; its all brown. looks like you kicked a turd.

Joe: nah man thats just mud, but i did kick a turd before i got here. i was farting all morning!

by dr.texmex April 21, 2010

little kicks

this dance movement is best carried out to the song 'the hustle' other songs make the band look retarteded

i was doing little kicks to new song 2 and a cute puppy tore my face off as i was butchering the dance

by loofooloo December 1, 2006