July 26

July 26 is national fuck your bestfriend day

hey it's july 26, i'm gonna go fuck my bestfriend

by deps July 25, 2021

Jailbait Julie

A wonderful young girl that looks 18+ but isn't

Is that Jailbait Julie? Well better not tap that.

by NotNotTJ May 24, 2015

Julie Martelino

Hot, sexy beast from Hinigaran.

Nelo found a girl, she is a Julie Martelino

by Monts October 10, 2011

july 11th

demisux day

My perfect gilrs day is on july 11th love you demi

by demisux December 4, 2021

July 27

National Slap a midget day!

Go to any midget and just- WHACK

Void: hey guys
Someone: *SLAP*
Void: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!
Someone: national Slap a midget day! July 27

by BlackoutProductions July 27, 2021

July 27th

The day you sneak threw your gf's window at night!

See yah tonight, it's July 27th.

by lovely_rose32 July 26, 2021

no juice july

It's the same as no nut november just for girls/anyone with a vag. During july you can't, finger, touch your vag, send/take/post nudes, watch/read porn, squirt. If you birthday is in july you get one free pass, but its best if you don't do it at all. If you fail you will be seen as weak and Horny.

Boy: It's no juice july babe you know what that means.

Girl: shit.

by Facts 100% November 2, 2022