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national bed day

June 15, a day to celebrate, brag and/or compliment your bed for being there when you wanted to lay down
person a: why are you laying down in your bed?
person b: me and my bed are watching a movie
person a: why not just go outside and hang out?
person b: because is national bed day :/
by orange_you_tired February 12, 2022
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Taking the kettle to bed

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.
by Avarin December 27, 2019
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Creeky bed dick

When the bed creeks so bad that you cant help but laugh and get a softy.
This bitches bed was so loud I got Creeky bed Dick.
by Putti35 October 22, 2020
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Bed bugs text

(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.

The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Bed Squeak Concert

Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.
"Maaaan, these people are literally having a BSC, aka a Bed Squeak Concert in the other room."
by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm January 12, 2023
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lesbian bed death

a punk, gothic, sleaze band from Stoke on Trent in England. 'I Use My Powers For Evil' is the band's 1st album.
Band Members include : Luci4, Mr Peach, Magic Andy, Chuckmaster C, Stigmata and The Gimp.
More information on the band Lesbian Bed Death can be found at www.lesbianbeddeath.net
'I went to a Lesbian Bed Death gig last week and they really blew me away..This Band Rocks'
by Danielle Shields September 24, 2006
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Shit the bed, Margaret!

An exclamation of surprise, shock, or amazement.

The response "At least it wasn't your pants, Bob," may be used.
"Little Jimmy passed his test? Well shit the bed, Margaret! This calls for a celebration!"
by The Sarah Fish September 11, 2007
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