A entity who can’t decide if pork should be eaten or if it shouldn’t
Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
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God. capital G. not god. He ain’t no greek god. He is the one and only, God.
this mans brought His only son down to earth and what did His son do? He carried the cross that he was meant to die on, got nailed to that cross, died and went to heaven, RESSURECTED, came back down to earth seeing all his buddies confusing the heck out of them, not only did he resurrect, he also ascended back up to heaven. This was all done by who? oh yeah God. So please, THE LEAST you can do is capitalize his name. You capitalize your name don’t you? Well this guy is 100x more powerful than you i’m surprised we don’t capitalize His whole name.
God. capital G. not god. He ain’t no greek god. He is the one and only, God.
this mans brought His only son down to earth and what did His son do? He carried the cross that he was meant to die on, got nailed to that cross, died and went to heaven, RESSURECTED, came back down to earth seeing all his buddies confusing the heck out of them, not only did he resurrect, he also ascended back up to heaven. This was all done by who? oh yeah God. So please, THE LEAST you can do is capitalize his name. You capitalize your name don’t you? Well this guy is 100x more powerful than you i’m surprised we don’t capitalize His whole name.
Uneducated person: “Oh god please help me”
Educated person: “Oh God, please help me.”
(who do you think God is going to help? because the first person is just breaking the first commandment. the second is actually asking Him for help. think about that)
Educated person: “Oh God, please help me.”
(who do you think God is going to help? because the first person is just breaking the first commandment. the second is actually asking Him for help. think about that)
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