A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
Get the Brown Wizardmug. A Gavin brown is a sweat with dreads that get hoes he is the best gamer you will meet he loves dread sex from the back best basketball player as well don't 1v1 him in games he will destroy you he is lovely and charming he bully's aquavion Carl elijah Garry and Johnny and more
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by Sexy dread head October 21, 2019
Get the Gavin brownmug. by sleepn July 30, 2015
Get the Brown Humourmug. The young lady's subsequent bowel movement revealed a Brown Butterfly patten on the toilet tissue.
You're a goddamn brown butterfly!
You're a goddamn brown butterfly!
by Dnice456 April 23, 2017
Get the Brown Butterflymug. sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.
the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up
by buckins May 16, 2006
Get the brown pistemug. When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.
by Seanye721 October 15, 2020
Get the Brown Carriemug. 