jesse michaels

musical legend who is best known for being singer/songwriter of skacore pioneers Operation Ivy. after their breakup in 1989, he was in Big Rig for a while, until that broke up. he devoted about 10 years to "finding himself", which spurred severals rumors ranging from him becoming a monk to dying. he formed Common Rider in 1999 with two members of the famous Screeching Weasel, and Common Rider broke up in 2002 (i believe). he is a prophetic genius and should be looked up to as such.

Jesse Michaels is an idol to many

by lalalalalalal September 3, 2004

Michael Bay

A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.

I totally pulled a Michael Bay on that girl I met at the Black Eyed Peas concert and she STILL called me the next day.

by mmcluhan December 17, 2011

marissa michaels

shy girl with great personality and good looks- nice when you get to kno her- funny jokes. pretty

marissa michaels:

by CoolerThanLlamas09 January 23, 2009

Michael Afton

Michael Afton is a our Main Character in FNAF and a sexy person.

Person #1: Did you see the new Michael Afton Edit on Tiktok??
Person #2: Hell yeah its so sexy

by MichaelAftonsHusband March 16, 2022

The Michael Nimmons

The act of having Sex with someone with brown curly hair and them moaning "nim" "nims."

Bro, I met this girl and we did the Michael Nimmons

by Big Big Name March 15, 2016

michael jordan

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

by F22 August 30, 2004

Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 23, 2006