Mum don’t love me

when your mum don’t love you

Mum: I don’t love you anymore
Me: oh my mum don’t love me anymore cos i was an accident

by Haze_X12 May 11, 2022

Me Baillio

He's just for me not for U and not a chicken shit

Just for me that's who me Baillio is

by Me bailliah March 10, 2022

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.

Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'

by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021

Put the P in me

Something you say when a hot University Police Officer Passes by

Damn, I didn't know I was going to class and seeing such a hot UP officer on the way, he can Put the P in Me

by Darrin Mccarty February 27, 2024

me jo

A phrase used commonly by, Jomielle64, and his tree followers. It's meaning is "i am jo/tree"

jomielle64 (jom): me jo
jam4fun218 (jam): yes u are jo
jom: yayyyy

by jam4fun218 March 24, 2021

feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.

Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?

by valiant thor December 1, 2014