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Grey Love

Wow, you don't have that grey love for that hoe now do you?
by Dr.Ding-a-Ling October 16, 2020
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love

bullshit

love is something that makes you want to rip your eyeballs out from your eyes when you see it
look they’re in love. that road looks comfy
by kmmacc15 September 13, 2022
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Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
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turbo love

When a dog gets very excited when they first see you.
My dog is usually so calm but hits me with turbo love when I walk in the door.
by Skoo_buh February 16, 2023
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Adri my love

Look everyone, it's Adri my love!
by Jxydes April 30, 2022
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ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child
Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*
by predator101 May 31, 2023
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Riff Laugh Love

Riff Laugh Love was created by The Showdown after reuniting for Furnace Fest 2022. Many photos of the reunited group feature the band playing extreme metal while smiling. This is a play on Live Laugh Love, the popular phrase seen on Home Decor. www.rifflaughlove.com
The Showdown at Furnace Fest was so Heavy and Fun, Those guys know how to Riff Laugh Love!
by Litfamshookturnt November 24, 2022
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