Smart Girl Appreciation day

March 19th-It’s Appreciation Day For Smart Girls. They don’t need a booty because their brains are more valuable. Whether they’re in a relationship or not doesn’t effect their grind. They got plans for college, not being someone’s baby momma or side chick. They’re not any type of fast girl or Primadonnas. They don’t gotta sneak or lie and they certainly don’t settle for less than what they deserve. They’re the first girls you go to cheat off of on a test! (Guess what bitch? WE NOTICED). They’re really down to earth and sweet girls once you get to know them. SO APPRECIATE US YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

Kody: I got some gifts for you

Jane: why? It’s not even my birthday
Kody: It’s March 19th.

Jane: that’s right! Smart Girl Appreciation day!

by Greenpaperbag November 1, 2019

White girl Christmas list

Ugs

Moccasins
Starbucks
Yoga pants
And a white and gold iPhone6

Guy: damn girls and their WHITE GIRL CHRISTMAS LIST
Girl: don't judge me in moccasins and yoga pants make me look hot

by Dragondrakester March 28, 2016

First girl/boy Syndrome

Going head over heels and doing silly things for a boy/girl you just met because it's your first "real" relationship.

The First girl/boy Syndrome: Sticking with a less than fortunate chick (looks wise) because she's your first sexual partner

by Truth2012 October 16, 2012

stole his brothers girl

Non philistine behavior. When you hypothesize that water is thicker then blood...but your still wrong....douchebag.... punishable by death... from the hand of your brother....in some countries...

That fucking Philip....he went and stole his brothers girl.

by Futre August 29, 2008

two eyes one girl

1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.

1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away

by airdrawndagger December 8, 2004

white girl black belt

Tight black choker collar that white girls wear to identify that she can suck dick well.

Damn man, she was wearing her white girl black belt. She didn't even gag as her chin touched my ball.

by Justfor laughs August 26, 2017

I dont know girls

They got everything to say about nothing, but when asked about something meaningful they don't have anything to talk about.

I dont know girls and usually the girls that look beautiful or the girl you want but they are to retarded to be with.

FOR EXAMPLE:
Do you know about Beoynce's whole career?
IDKGirl: Yes I do and seen all her concerts I know everything about B!!!

What are your goals in life?
IDKGirl: (shrugs shoulder) I don't know (in a lil silly shy girl voice just lookin stupid and childish!!!)

by GodlyCommonSense September 30, 2013