Dick and Balls

Sex

"nice dick and balls"

"Thank you kind ser"

by Batman88944 August 11, 2022

Ball Swear

A sacred oath in which one swears on their balls to seal a truce

person 1:“Jake sucks willy” person2:“you ball swear” person 3:“yeah ball swear”

by jake sucks willy June 27, 2022

COCK N' BALLS

i taste really good and hi attiboy

the cock n' balls taste really good papi

by Snowielololololol October 8, 2021

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Reef balls

That feeling you get deep betwongst your loins when you know you should be studying but instead you are texting your hilarious cool friend.

Man after those Brussels sprouts, I got a serious case of reef balls.

by BigDannyUggz December 11, 2017

STICKY BALL

a sticky old ball that sticks all over your damn hands

sir one: "I touched this STICKY BALL, and it's sticky jizz-like fluid got all over my hand."
sir two: "fuck.. .me too :("

by Justa urbandictionary worder January 17, 2025

balls obama

balls obama is my king. balls obama is the best.

person 1: “wow balls obama sucks!”
person 2: “no”
person 2 kills person 1 because person 1 is wrong.

by ballsobamalover27 November 26, 2024