Shit-balls

When you dicked her down so good in the ass that when you fuck her in her twat she shits all over your balls. In this case, shit-balls are a positive thing.

"Shit-balls!" Mike exclaimed as he came all over Kelly Ripa's face.

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones March 12, 2023

pulled the balls on you

taken advantage and abused you (not physically, mentally or emotionally) psychologically-in terms of manipulation-as well as maybe financially and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it while it was happening

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

by Sexydimma October 9, 2016

cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass

Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

Sussy Balls

When you obtain a tingly feeling in your testacles (testicular cancer maybe?) when you pass close by an imposter. May cause itchiness.

Hey Jim. What do you want Carl? Man, right now I walked right pass a kid with a black hoodie and got the sussy balls. Man Carl, that is sus.

by DogWthButter22 August 24, 2022

Balls

Balls are very bouncy and crunchy. You can grab them and play with them. You can stroke them real good.

"Man, my balls itch"
"My homie is stroking my balls. It ain't gay if it's with the homies."

by Minkol April 8, 2024

diarrhea doo doo nigga balls

When you stuff yo nuts in a girls ass and she diarrhea shits them out

Yo bro I was at the New York Holocaust museum and I got a diarrhea doo doo nigga balls in the bathroom.

by SissyJulia March 11, 2024

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021