Cue Balling

When a bald man rubs his smooth head against a woman's vagina.

My boss shaved his head and totally went to town cue balling me.

by JustthisonetimeOK February 6, 2019

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

Spaniard Balls of Fire

crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.

Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.

by XwiZed August 15, 2018

Black Ball Play

When you play basketball with exclusively black balls. This is unlike the famous story of Rosa Parks.

I only do black ball play, none of that orange ball play shit.

by Mrbuttholesmeller June 3, 2023

Ball up

To eat sweet food.

Yo Ima bout to ball up you tryna come with me?
Yeyee I need to ball rn still.

by saltyyy.aaa November 30, 2019

balls

If you don't take a bath/shower for too long, your sweaty dirty balls will start to smell like onions

Why it smells like onions in here?
These are my balls bro

by MissingnoBW July 5, 2022

Zecking-ball

Zeck.app is an application from celebrity spokesperson, Ed Norton, that is intended to allow people to work collaboratively on presentations for board meetings. Zecking-ball means you've put your presentation materials up for review and your boss comes in like a wrecking ball with no less than 5 comments about your material.

Example: I just posted my slides for review and the boss came in like a Zecking-ball and now I have to start all over.

by SpinningFreak March 18, 2025