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flat earther

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit
Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out
by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023
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Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.
My pal gave me a flat tire last night!
by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025
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flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand
I flat hand rubed big willz
by Big willz March 11, 2019
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flat trot

British term for a slow horse, aka a stupid person
by Psubabbler February 27, 2017
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flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.
by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017
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flat lay

A flat lay is a birds-eye-view picture taken of a collection of items.

Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.
“dude that flat lay you posted got over 1,000 likes!”

starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”
by anxiouslittlebean January 6, 2020
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