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burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.
"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"
by Deome October 6, 2016
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Burrito Shyt

She’s burrito shyt, damn she’s a fine ahh Mexican
by Dyck_cheeze69 May 2, 2025
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Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea
I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight
by anonymous August 31, 2021
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Throwing the burrito

Slang term for doing something that could get you fired.

According to game developer, ex-Blizzard programmer, and cybersecurity professional PirateSoftware (also known as Thor), the phrase was a meme at his office that stemmed from a Blizzard employee sensitivity training video; in it, a male employee who's interested in a female coworker observes his boss hitting on her, and throws a burrito at him in anger.
Employee 1: Hey man, I accidentally shred
Employee 2: Dude, you're seriously throwing the burrito.

Employee 1: Oh fuck, I clicked on a phishing link and now every computer in the IT department is now compromised.
Employee 2: Way to throw the burrito.
by JTBSpartan March 24, 2024
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burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.
Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.
by PigBat May 13, 2018
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burrito bomb

it's when you eat 4 burritos while bouncing, then you throw up the next day.
oh shit ALi had a serious burrito bomb last night
by beckfromvictorious November 25, 2016
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Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.
After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.
by iMeMyself January 1, 2012
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