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Jerk from home

Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.

The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”

Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018
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Home field advantage

When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.
My man don't want to chill at my place because it gives me the home field advantage.
by Enderman51 July 16, 2019
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Home Run Ass

A baseball player that has very well developed gluteal muscles, aka has a big ass which lends to an increase in home run hitting ability ( in a completely heterosexual way).
Cecil Felder has one home run ass, he just smacked that ball 100 yards past the fence.
by home run May 16, 2010
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plenty to eat at home

means there is sufficient vagina available for cunnilingus at home and that one does not need to procure additional vagina(s) by sexually harassing one's employees.
Ex. Rob Ford "I would never ask X to eat her pussy, I am happily married and have plenty to eat at home"
by rooster45 November 16, 2013
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Group Home Bitch

A Well Known School Thot who is followed around by her posse who is extremely loud and they stink and they are crazy as hell
Person 1: Oh Boy Here comes a Group home Bitch Looking crazy as hell in the middle of the cafeteria

Person 2: ew she’s coming this way
by RolesvilleBarstool November 15, 2019
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goes home to a cactus

when you go home to your pet cactus, and end up having more ‘fun’ then expected
when she’s alone she goes home to a cactus
by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020
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Working from home

Working from home sounds ideal, and there are some benefits; your commute is very short, you can sleep in later, you can work in casual clothes, or maybe even your birthday suit. But the downside is, you will be stuck in the house more, your social interaction with other people is reduced by a lot. Also, if your job is stressful or involves conflict, that will now be in your home. Makes it harder to separate home life from work life.
"I really love working from home; I have no commute.. but I'm starting to feel like a shut-in."
by Hawks.Fan.12 May 23, 2019
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