Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018
Get the Jerk from homemug. When a man wants to chill only at his place and not at yours because he can control the playing field.
by Enderman51 July 16, 2019
Get the Home field advantagemug. A baseball player that has very well developed gluteal muscles, aka has a big ass which lends to an increase in home run hitting ability ( in a completely heterosexual way).
by home run May 16, 2010
Get the Home Run Assmug. means there is sufficient vagina available for cunnilingus at home and that one does not need to procure additional vagina(s) by sexually harassing one's employees.
Ex. Rob Ford "I would never ask X to eat her pussy, I am happily married and have plenty to eat at home"
by rooster45 November 16, 2013
Get the plenty to eat at homemug. A Well Known School Thot who is followed around by her posse who is extremely loud and they stink and they are crazy as hell
Person 1: Oh Boy Here comes a Group home Bitch Looking crazy as hell in the middle of the cafeteria
Person 2: ew she’s coming this way
Person 2: ew she’s coming this way
by RolesvilleBarstool November 15, 2019
Get the Group Home Bitchmug. by harrysupperrighttit November 16, 2020
Get the goes home to a cactusmug. Working from home sounds ideal, and there are some benefits; your commute is very short, you can sleep in later, you can work in casual clothes, or maybe even your birthday suit. But the downside is, you will be stuck in the house more, your social interaction with other people is reduced by a lot. Also, if your job is stressful or involves conflict, that will now be in your home. Makes it harder to separate home life from work life.
by Hawks.Fan.12 May 23, 2019
Get the Working from homemug.