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White Hairy Buffalo

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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Hairy-Igloo

Verb.
The act of soaking and enclosing a woman's vagina with fresh wet pubes where you then flash freeze in order to form the igloo. You then climax in the igloo and poke a hole to let the bodily fluids release the steam. It feels amazing :).
The nurse I slept with was sooo freaky that she hairy-igloo'd herself and made me fuck her icy bush. Despite how extremely disturbing and weird it sounds, it felt so surreal.
by Hairyigloosenpai July 14, 2018
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Hairy Hashbrowns

Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.
by McAwesomeSauce. June 10, 2011
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Hairy Oven

"she had a well hairy Oven."
by Hairy Oven February 3, 2018
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hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy
Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe
by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022
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Holy hairy balls

When someone says *holy hairy balls* they mean, They are shocked and have very hair balls
Hey bro your pet glizzy died, HOLY HAIRY BALLS
by Hey bruva December 5, 2020
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Hairy schlong

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong
by eli360098 June 12, 2018
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