HOOKER MONEY

Money received when when you hooker ex girlfriend loses custody of your kids and has to pay you (the male) child support .

Hey lets use Ruby's HOOKER MONEY to pay for your new shoes.

by 505firefighter September 2, 2016

Deezy Money

In reference to the site Bodeezy.com because of all the money they make with their bots.

Man did you see John the other day? He bought everyone drinks!

Yeah, he's got deezy money man...

by Frequency December 28, 2007

birthday money

drug money.

hey, i got some birthday money, you selling?

by sloppy josie April 16, 2019

Money Shorts

A synonym for athletic shorts, generally basketball shorts. These shorts are a good all-around article of clothing to wear. They are comfortable, easy to wash, can wear around anywhere, easy to remove, and no zipper to get your junk stuck.

Money Shorts are commonly worn just in case a voluptuous woman wants to take them off in a moment's notice. They have quick access to the private parts.

Shawty wanted to play. Good thing I had my money shorts on.

Man: Damnit, I had my junk stuck in my zipper again.

Man2: Good thing I had my money shorts on.

by FunnehMoney January 7, 2013

Lunch Money

The small amount of money you keep on you as a kid to spend on food or other dumb stuff

You: I only got 6 dollars for 7-11

Chris: Can you buy me a slurpee?

You: This is my lunch money!

by wally boy July 7, 2020

kudu money

A large amount of money one comes by easily, or with dumb luck.

When Jimmy rolled snake eyes while playing craps and won $10,000, he yelled, "give me that kudu money!"

by SAvaJG July 11, 2014

Money Mike

Typically a black man that is very poor and acts like the richest person.He usually is on some type of drug on days that end with the word day and is also always getting hurt.

Money Mike just robbed a bank

by Tommyhil July 26, 2019