apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

barrel buddy

Someone to tell your darkest secrets to.

Preferably platonic.

Jim: how do you know so much about her?

Tod: she's my barrel buddy

by Water wisp June 20, 2017

Cookie Buddy

A person with whom one shares something enjoyable, especially if it is more enjoyable with two people.

This chocolate chip thing has got to be 6 inches across. Would you like to share it with me and be my cookie buddy?

by WheelOfEarth June 30, 2017

Bowel Buddies

Being bowel buddies means that you and another homie where so close that you decided to take turns blowing each others backs out

“Hey did you hear that Ryan and jack are bowel buddies now?”

by Nosnsifjemend November 10, 2020

Bother Buddy

A person who tells (or a friend who is told) about something they haven't noticed yet in order to share the experience of being annoyed together.

Darnell: Gosh. I don't know if you noticed, but that person keeps clicking their pen and it's pissing me off.
Sam: Dude, I hadn't noticed, but now I'm going to get distracted by it. Thanks.
Darnell: Anything for my bother buddy ;))

Patrick: Did you notice Aunt Lily smacks her lips all the fucking time? Look, she's doing it now.
Rosie: Why you gotta make me a bother buddy? I don't need that shit.

by porkchchoppanzeefin December 27, 2021

Sauce buddy

The person you sit across from at a Mexican restaurant and share sauce with

I love Matt! He’s my sauce buddy!

by Bdaidbxusnab January 9, 2022

buddy hire

When a person in a company hiring position hires an old friend or someone they used to work with.
Usually this person turns out to be totally worthless and everyone can see why he or she didn’t have a job in the first place.

"man, who hired that guy?"

"he's a buddy hire."

"oh"

by JimmyJoBo April 16, 2007