slack karen

Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama

They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.

Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.

by Lolwut7 February 23, 2022

True Karen

Not to be confused with the typical ‘Karen’ this lady is well dressed, considerate, calm and a lover of pugs. Her loyalty to her family is off the charts!

“Hey Nelly I need to be a True Karen and go hunt down my daughter who has escaped her tent! Grab your wine and leopard print scarf, shits about to get real!!”

by NellyKelly30 October 17, 2021

karen factory

A “customer service” department that systematically provides nothing but hours of aggravation for their customers who start off being perfectly polite people then get blamed and referred to as being a “karen” for finally losing their shit.

You can get paid for treating customers like shit if you get hired in the Apple karen factory.

by whaaaaaaaaaaa😦? September 2, 2022

Karen Porn

Examples:

The Holiday
It’s Complicated

Valentine’s Day

He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You

You get the idea

Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!

by Breakitdarb May 15, 2020

Shadow Karens

An individual who exhibits Karen-like behavior (entitled, obnoxious, complaining middle aged woman, and other similar traits) but does so covertly so as to avoid confrontation.

Last week somebody complained that your beard is too long, and this morning I got a complaint that you were seen accelerating too quickly down the street
Oh sorry, I didn't realize the shadow karens were watching

by AKaleido September 23, 2020

Obnoxious Karen

While minding his own business taking a dump, the girl sits on his face; opposite of an obnoxious Frank

So there I was, minding my business and she just walks in and goes all obnoxious Karen!

by JuicyCheddarBacon August 29, 2020

Karen Review

A Karen Review is a review of where they see their child watching a show and think its demonic or too inappropriate because they are brainwashed by the church so they ban the child right to watch the show and they want the show cancelled so bad that they waste their time writing a review on that show their children watches especially if its for mature audiences . These are sometimes associated with Christian Karens

Bruh that Karen review was so stupid that i lost so many braincells from just reading it

by gaylord the memelord August 8, 2020