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Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021
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Charles

El Desperato

Quote 'mothafuka'
This sentence has 'Charles' in it.
by Bbljifc. September 12, 2019
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Royal Charles

When a man engages in sex with a woman, and takes the lubricant from the woman's vagina and smears a unibrow on another person with the lubricant.
That Royal Charles was very sticky, but left an akward unibrow.
by Donald Remander March 20, 2012
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Charles Harrelson

A hitman/assassin who killed a judge by the name of John Wood and was subsequently sentenced to life in prison. After a failed escape attempt, he simply accepted his fate and lived the rest of his life in prison until March 2006, when he died of a heart attack.

He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.
Can you imagine how Woody Harrelson must have felt when he realized that his father, Charles Harrelson, was a killer? That must have caused some issues.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
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Pulling a charles

"Oh your mitching school , your pulling a Charles '
by I O U February 13, 2022
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Charles

fucking racist. literally a member of the KKK.
charles is so racist!
by ballsacklover1488 March 31, 2020
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James Charles

a pedo that sent nudes/asked for nudes to straight underage boys.
disgusting human being.
james charles is a danger to society
by tbjdrrcmaw May 27, 2021
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