ancient vagina

An artifact found back in 1983 by the world famous anthropologist Demitrio Cruz in Swamps of South Florida.
The device was made from harden clay. It is beleived to be the first know "Pocket Pussy" Scientist beleive that the ancient people that this device belonged to would fill it with soft clay and or mud type substance in order to give it that real deal feel.
Some scholars think that the device was used on long grueling trecks for food when the Mammoth's were scarce and hunting for food could take days at a time. They didn't want to risk spraining there spear throwing wrists.

I gonna go hunt me some Mammoth and FUCK the shit out of that Ancient Vagina

by Karma Police August 21, 2005

sex vagina

the state of the female vagina after sexual intercourse, characterized by strange odor (a common occurrence secondary to the change in pH and mixing of normal bacteria in the vaginal canal during intercourse) and leakage of ejaculate; usually occurs minutes to hours after intercourse

she couldn't make it to brunch the next day without showering because she had sex vagina

by elsie petes April 14, 2008

vagina loaf

having a large sack of fat above the vagina (in the triangle area)

look at the vagina loaf on that one

by hank johnson May 24, 2003

Vagina Boob

1.The only 2 words red said to randy in the first months of prison.

2. Possibly the greatest combination of two words. ever.

3. A defensive phrase used to escape an awkward situation.

Guy 1: Why don't you ever say anything in class?
Guy 2: Vagina boob. (walks away)

Girl 1:Are you a lesbo?
Girl 2: um... Vagina Boob!

by kkdude2014 July 24, 2012

vagina neck

That fleshy, droopy, wobbly, wrinkly looking skin that old ladies get below thier chin. There is usually a big saggy crease down the middle of the neck and two folds on either side so it kinda looks like a vagina.

Did you see the vagina neck on that lady from the titanic movie!?

by hotboxin November 28, 2005

vagina head

A head that has a cut lined face in it and has a hair on he/her head...bushy hair or can be shaved.

My friends vagina head hair got shaved yesterday.

by Man Vuong April 22, 2006

vagina blocker

Like a cock blocker but the other way around

i was going to fuck that guy but she took him from me. what a vagina blocker!

by asfgd January 26, 2008