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Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.
"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.
by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011
mugGet the Jizzer bottlemug.

bottle-weary

My head is feeling rather bottle-weary this morning, after lasts night soirée.
by Zudia73 May 24, 2024
mugGet the bottle-wearymug.

Bottle job

Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.
The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.
by JB1225 May 26, 2024
mugGet the Bottle jobmug.

Bottle Bumping

The action when ones self is about to ejaculate and then thi persons female goes to leh cock and he ejaculates in thi woman's mouth
Guy:Babe I'm about to cum
Girl:OK I'll start bottle Bumping
by 1_Dakita_07 January 8, 2021
mugGet the Bottle Bumpingmug.

Bottle of ding

A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.
"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.
by Henry Ding-Bat August 10, 2024
mugGet the Bottle of dingmug.

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.
1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.
by Shortybig January 19, 2015
mugGet the Bottle Grabbermug.

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