When you have cabin fever to the point were all you want is a quick switch from vaginal to anal intercourse in 30 seconds repeating the process until the fever has lifted.
by El Capt obvi October 29, 2020

by Hanz be like June 5, 2020

by CallMeDaddyT May 4, 2021

When Halloween in many parts of the world could turn out to be the scariest or deadliest festival of the year, as authorities deploy more personnel to ensure that people attending Halloween parties adhere to social distancing guidelines.
In Seoul, itโs not uncommon due to Covid-๐ป to spot posters with the caption โDonโt end up a real ghost!โ outside nightclubs.
by MathPlus November 1, 2020

A person you meet in the aisle at the store. When they see your not wearing a mask appear as if you doused them with gasoline and you're holding a lit match. With eyes bugged they scurry out of sight like zombies when you turn on the lights.
The covid rat tried to flee around the corner but turned short overturning their cart into the end cap filled with clearance items.
by anonymous November 26, 2020

When amusement park visitors who wish to ride a roller coaster are banned from screaming during the minutes-long trip lest their high-pitched voices might spread the virus to those around them if they happen to be asymptomatic.
In Japan, due to the Covid-๐ข ruling, most parents are discouraging their kids from taking part in any rides.
by MathPlus September 10, 2020

by DinamikSoft November 25, 2020
