The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

Josh Monk

When a person has sex with a pathetic little man called Josh Monk. This is usually bad because Josh Monk's preferred type of sex is usually not consensual

I'm worried I might be Josh Monkied at any moment.
Im looking for a josh monk.

by An Elite August 25, 2023

Josh Scobee

A Steelers fan's worst nightmare

Josh Scobee just screwed all of Pittsburgh again

by pball November 21, 2015

Josh bowl

A minuscule amount of marijuana in a bong bowl that will suffice the need of Joshua’s desires.

“Bro he only loaded a Josh bowl, it won’t be enough to share, He hoe’n.”

by Killchina April 6, 2022

josh holmes

A little shitbag

Dude your such a josh Holmes

by Louie.31 December 20, 2017

josh carrington

josh carrington is the most solid man in morecambe, and is known for being friends with chaz hamps, being a top shagger and towering over rueben spencer in height don’t even dare to speak his name because he may appear to steal your gyal with his gorgeous face and phenomenal style.

josh carrington is a propa sound fella

by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022

Josh murffit

A horny bisexual fuckbunny with a 2 inch dong. (rapist)

Person A: Last night I saw a f***ing Josh Murffit!!!
Person B: Oh S**t! Did you lock the doors, hide yo kids and wife, call the S. W. A. T team and pray for your life??

by tyroneniggaer March 16, 2020