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Speed demon

One of the greatest arcade games across America or even the world. Normally 25 cents a play it requires you to pull a plunger shooting a ball around a circle path eventually getting the speed demon or 2-3 tickets.

If you get a speed demon you will have to press the button on the arrow button sending you the a smaller circle on the third ring you will have the chance to win a 500 ticket jackpot and be titled the speed demon
Adam and I played speed demon the other day and some SIMP named josh won the jackpot and bought a enderman plushie.
by JackpotOnSpeedDemon March 20, 2021
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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.
“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke
by greglinsanity June 14, 2022
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Speed Mincing

A hybrid of sashe/shante speed walk in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. Almost job like but not quite. Usually accompanied by an appropriate form of headwear like a head or sweat band

To speed walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Did you see Steve out the other night? He done a spot of speed mincing in the park while taking the dog for a walk
by jmacpaddy February 19, 2021
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shadow speeding

An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.
"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"
by bahnburner December 6, 2006
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Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment
Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer
by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025
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