Nipple vines

When the hairs around your nipples grow extensively long in a wild twisting manner.

Yo, mama's so hairy, Tarzan himself could swing from her nipple vines.

Dude, I haven't shaved my chest in weeks, I'm beginning to grow nipple vines.

by AngryGuinea August 3, 2010

lightning nipples

A very odd word. Somewhat random. May reference erect nipples.

Lightning Nipples=funny

by bob me cal May 20, 2010

nipple wallop

when a woman with large nipples slaps the man on the penis with them

shh or il nipple wallop you

she game such a good nipple wallop last night

by a man in a black dress May 16, 2011

biscuit nipples

When you have eczema on your nipples and they start to flake off like dry biscuits.

I don't want to go any further, I'm self conscious of my biscuit nipples.

by chellybelly42069 July 26, 2017

Raisin Nipples

When a woman's nipples are large and pruny. They stick out so far that without the proper bra one is likely to lose an eye.

Often when you rub them a brownish/black substance discharges in a missle like fashion. Much like squeezing a fat dried up old grape.

Dude, Dee has the biggest raisin nipples I've ever seen. I squeezed them and got douched in the face with the black spew of death.

by ZiggyPoo November 9, 2017

nipple flicker

The act of flicking a mans nipple in a swimming pool sexually

Ron: dude did you see Ronda flicking heralds nipple

George: yea she's such a nipple flicker

by Giraffes April 28, 2014

Nipple Smack

(v) To be hit with a female nipple and tit, generally in the face.

1. I scared that old lady and she turned around quickly and nipple smacked me accidently.

2. I think that stripper just nipple smacked me!

by Sustained Euphoria May 4, 2009