Pine Mouth

When a bitter or metallic-like taste appears to have taken over your taste buds for days, causing all foods and beverages to be distasteful and unbearable. A possible side effect of eating rancid pine nuts.

Even my Tim Tam cookies taste bad because of this pine mouth. I knew I shouldn't have eaten those candied toasted pine nuts that came with my salad, but I couldn't resist them at the time.

by Treelane November 18, 2010

Meat Mouth

An omnivore, carnivore, or meat eater.

Caroline: So how was your date with Tim?
Emily: I don't know... We went to dinner and dude ordered a hamburger.

Caroline: Ew. He's a meat mouth?

Emily: Yup. I mean, I liked him, but now that I've seen him chew and swallow a burned-up animal, I'm grossed out.

Caroline: I don't blame you.
Emily: Just the idea of sticking my tongue in his mouth makes me want to puke.

by shadesofdrab May 13, 2015

mouth breather

Someone who breaths out of there mouth because they have a deviated ceptum or there nose is messed up

Connor and Ben are mouth breathing lards and are huge mouth breathers

by Preme team November 7, 2017

Kempston Mouth

the taste of vagina mixed with the lingering taste of alcohol that remains in your mouth throughout the day because the individual has eaten out a chick the night before after being very drunk and then was unable to brush their teeth throughout the day.

"man i had the taste of kempston mouth throughout the day because of that crazy night."

by AKemps June 23, 2009

Gator mouth

White-ass smile lookin ass with big buck teeth.

Look at this mu’fuckin gator mouth bitch over here.

by Gator Mouth February 14, 2018

mouth typo

When somewhere along the way, your mouth and brain disconnect causing you to mis-say something, as if you made a typo but instead of typing, it is within speech.

rat-donkey: this is totally "nsfu"
me: what the fuck does nsfu mean.
rat-donkey: oops, i made a mouth typo. i meant nsfw

by min yoongay June 3, 2015

Mouth Virgin

Someone who has never had their first kiss.

Brian: Hey guys am I weird for not having my first kiss?
Mike: Shut up you Mouth Virgin!

by Gee_._Note November 23, 2017