matt grant

A faget ass white Jew emo clit licker who no one likes.

Eww look at that Matt grant

by Dustysoldier435 May 9, 2017

Matt P

Matt P WILL steal your girl be careful

Chad: BRUh matt p fucking stole my girl

Brad: no waaay dude

Chad: dude like dead ass

by Savageeeee101 June 22, 2019

Noah Matt

Assistant manager of Cub Foods and former child star of TV show "Warriors in the Hall."

This has been Noah Matt, signing off.

by BMG January 15, 2003

Matt Mode

The highest level achievable by Matts, if encountered do not enrage or will engage in violence.

Matt Mode broke a hockey stick on Tommy's back.

by TennisPlayer69 May 26, 2021

A Matt Joke

A joke that’s not funny.

Did u hear that female comedians joke, yeah it was a matt joke.

by armanitaumalolo May 15, 2020

Matt Stonie

Absolutely demolish something infront of you, derives from the ancient quote "One which does not Matt Stonie'th cannot be a Matt Stonie'ee

"Go on, cheeky Matt Stonie".

by bakerboyo April 20, 2021

Matt Shirley

This person is very confusing, he may have a girlfriend but he likes to groap and squeeze males asses . He has a very big nose and looks like a jew again approach with care.

That person is a Matt Shirley
"OMG IT IS A MATT SHIRLEY"

by Captain Long Fingers April 22, 2017