Masturbating

Touching your COCK after watching porn

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub

by Wankingking March 5, 2023

Masturbe

When someone is masturbating a associate charges in and interrupts the session.

Rob was looking for some safety scissors and accidentally became the masturbe to Phil's trip to pound town.

by Jordanmlat April 6, 2021

Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird

Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends

by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019

Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s

Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!

by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021

Masturbate

Let’s face it. You’re in the 6th or 7th grade and you were asked during truth or dare if you masturbate and decided to look it up on Urban Dictionary to save yourself the embarrassment of not knowing what it means. Well here’s the definition: “To stimulate the genitals for a jolt of pleasure (orgasm).”

Friend one: Truth or Dare
Friend two: Truth
Friend one: Do you masturbate?
Friend two: Yes
Friend one: Lol that’s so weird
Friend two: *Looks it up on Urban Dictionary that night to save themselves to embarrassment of not knowing what it means*

by You don’t know me irl lol May 7, 2022